Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70, 70 turns Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris har inte mindre än TRE trending topics på twitter nu, anledningen är att gubben fyller sjuttio idag. Sju-t-tio! Hellivettski. Han är två år äldre än mormor. Crazyness. För att fira denna dag så lägger jag in några Chuck Norris-facts:
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
- Chuch Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.
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